Welcome to our pumpkin patch of puns! As we enter the season of crisp air, falling leaves, and all things pumpkin spice, it’s time to spice up our humor with a collection of puns dedicated to everyone’s favorite fall gourd – the pumpkin!
From witty wordplay to hilarious jokes, these puns are sure to bring a smile to your face and a chuckle to your autumn adventures.
So grab a cozy blanket, pour yourself a pumpkin spice latte, and get ready to indulge in a harvest of laughter with our pumpkin-themed puns!
Gourd-geous Giggles
- Why did the pumpkin turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What did the pumpkin say to the pumpkin pie? “You’re my missing half!”
- Why was the pumpkin afraid to cross the road? It had no guts!
- How do you mend a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash!
- Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch? It wanted to be a jack-o’-lantern!
- What do you call a pumpkin that plays guitar? A gourd-tarist!
- Why did the pumpkin go to school? To become a jack of all lanterns!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite movie? The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown!
- Why was the pumpkin upset? It felt hollow inside!
- Why did the pumpkin bring a ladder? To be outstanding in its field!
- Why did the pumpkin break up with the squash? It wanted to squash the rumors!
- Why was the pumpkin cold? It forgot its gourd-eau!
- Oh my gourd! I love fall.
- Life is gourd when it’s pumpkin spice season.
- I used a pumpkin to summon ghosts. It was an Ouija gourd.
- Give them pumpkin to talk about
- Beauty is in the pie of the beholder
- Pumpkins are an Autumn romance
- I spy with my little pie
Patch of Laughter
- Why did the pumpkin pie go to school? It wanted to be a smarty crust!
- How do pumpkins communicate during Halloween? With pumpkin-grams!
- Why was the pumpkin so humble? It was down-to-gourd!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite music genre? Gourd rock!
- Why did the pumpkin sit on the candle? It wanted to be a hot seat!
- How do pumpkins stay in shape? They do squash aerobics!
- What do you get when you divide a pumpkin’s circumference by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi!
- Why did the pumpkin become a detective? It had a nose for clues!
- How do pumpkins celebrate Halloween? They have a pumpkin party!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite restaurant? The Gourd-met Diner!
- Why was the pumpkin so good at math? It had pumpkin pi memorized!
- Why was the pumpkin a terrible dancer? It had two left gourds!
- How do pumpkins flirt? They say, “You’re the gourd-geous one!”
- Why did the pumpkin go to the doctor? It had a case of squash-itis!
- What do you call a pumpkin who loves to travel? A globetrotter gourd!
- How do pumpkins communicate underwater? With a gourdian knot!
- What did the pumpkin say to the sunflower? “You’re my sunshine!”
- Slipped on a pumpkin today. It caught me off gourd.
- Getting pumpkin’d for Halloween
- Pie love spending time with family.
Pumpkin Palooza
- Why did the pumpkin go to the party alone? It didn’t want to feel gourd-pressed to dance!
- How do pumpkins keep in touch? They use gourd-phones!
- Why did the pumpkin bring a map to the pumpkin patch? It didn’t want to get lost in the gourd maze!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite kind of comedy? Gourdian humor!
- Why was the pumpkin so popular? It had a gourd-geous personality!
- How do pumpkins solve problems? They think outside the gourd!
- Why did the pumpkin go to the beach? It wanted to soak up some vitamin sea!
- How do pumpkins stay warm in the winter? They wear gourdigans!
- Why did the pumpkin win the talent show? It had a gourd-geous singing voice!
- Why was the pumpkin so emotional? It wore its seeds on its sleeve!
- What did the pumpkin say to the acorn? “You’re not the only one with a stem!”
- How do pumpkins greet each other? They say, “Hey there, pumpkin!”
- What do you call a pumpkin who’s always late? A tardy gourd!
- Why did the pumpkin blush? It saw the farmer’s plumpkin patch!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite holiday? Halloween – it’s the gourd-est of them all!
- What was the pumpkin doing at the gym – Pumpkin iron
- What do you call a pumpkin with sunglasses, a fur coat and a gold chain? A pimp-kin
- What pumpkins order at Starbucks? Human-spice latte
- How do you deal with a pumpkin addiction? Put on a pumpkin patch
- Who helps pumpkins cross the road? The crossing gourd
Puns from the Patch
- Why did the pumpkin sit next to the scarecrow? It wanted to be straw-mates!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite TV show? The Gourdian!
- How do pumpkins get around? They take the gourd bus!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite subject in school? Gourd-ography!
- How do pumpkins make decisions? They use their gourd instincts!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite Halloween costume? A gourd-geous ghost!
- How do pumpkins like to communicate? They send seedmail!
- Why was the pumpkin so excited to go to the party? It wanted to be the pumpkin of the crop!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite song? “Smashing Pumpkins” by the Gourd Fighters!
- Why did the pumpkin go on a diet? It wanted to be a lean, mean, carving machine!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite mode of transportation? The gourd train!
- Why did the pumpkin go to the baseball game? It wanted to be a part of the pumpkin spice line-up!
- What did the pumpkin say to the carrot? “Orange you glad we’re both root vegetables?”
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite type of literature? Gourd fiction!
- How does a pumpkin say goodbye? “I’ll squash you later!”
- What did the pumpkin say to the apple? “You’re the apple of my vine!”
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite outdoor activity? Gourdening!
- What happens when you eat too much pumpkin pie? “You get au-tumn-y ache.”
- How does a Halloween pumpkin listen to music? “On vine-yl.”
- What did the pumpkin say at the bar? “Let’s get smashed.”
- “Pump-kin of the patch.”
- “Gourd-geous autumn delight.”
- “Jack-o’-lantern laughs and gourds.”
- “Squash the competition, pumpkin!”
- “Pie-eyed for pumpkin spice.”
- “Pumpkin patch posse pals.”
- “Carve out some pumpkin fun.”
- “Pumpkin season is gourd-eous!”
- “Pumpkin pie, oh my!”
- “Squash the haters, pumpkin!”