May Puns

90+ May Puns to Brighten Your Day

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May is not just about flowers and sunshine; it’s also a time for puns! Get ready to spice up your May with these 90+ sizzling puns that will add some heat to your day.

May Puns For a Happy Heart

  1. May the fourth be with you, always!
  2. Don’t be in dismay, it’s May!
  3. It’s time to Mayke memories!
  4. Let’s Mayke the most of this month!
  5. May your days be filled with sunshine and puns.
  6. April showers bring May flowers – and puns!
  7. May your troubles be as few as the days in May.
  8. May your heart bloom like May flowers.
  9. Feeling May-zing today!
  10. Let’s have a May-zing time together!
  11. Don’t let the Mayhem get you down!
  12. It’s May-gical how this month brings joy.
  13. May the joy be with you all month long.
  14. May your days be bright and May-rry!
  15. Keep calm and May on!

Best Short May Puns

  1. “May the puns be with you!”
  2. “May I offer you a sunny-side pun?”
  3. “It’s May-nificent!”
  4. “Mayhem with May puns!”
  5. “May I be so bold as to share a pun?”
  6. “May you find these puns ap-peeling!”
  7. “In May, we make hay… and puns!”
  8. “May I have your attention for these puns?”
  9. “Don’t delay, it’s May pun time!”
  10. “May I present: puns galore!”
  11. “May I have a pun-tini, please?”
  12. “Punny days are here again!”
  13. “May the pun force be with you!”
  14. “Mayhem and merriment with May puns!”
  15. “Don’t delay, May are at play!”

One-Liner May Puns

  1. May the fourth be with you!
  2. May the best pun win!
  3. Don’t be may-d at these puns!
  4. May you have a bloomin’ good time!
  5. May I offer you a pun?
  6. May the jokes be ever in your favor.
  7. Don’t be a may-niac, enjoy these May!
  8. May you find punny-ment in laughter.
  9. May your day be filled with sunny pun-shine.
  10. May I interest you in a pun-tastic day?
  11. May I suggest a pun for your enjoyment?
  12. May these puns bring you May-velous joy!
  13. May your laughter bloom like May flowers!
  14. May your pun game be strong this May!
  15. May these puns leave you May-zed and amused!

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Funny Puns for May

  1. Why did the scarecrow win an award in May? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  2. May the fourth be with you… and also with your garden!
  3. Why did the bicycle fall over in May? Because it was two-tired!
  4. Did you hear about the vegetable who started a band in May? They called it the Beetles!
  5. What do you call a lazy bee in May? A hum-bum!
  6. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the May tournament? In case he got a hole-in-one!
  7. What did the tree say to the lumberjack in May? “Leaf me alone!”
  8. Did you hear about the math book that went on a date in May? It was full of problems!
  9. Why don’t oysters donate to charity in May? Because they’re shellfish!
  10. What did the May flower say to the bee? “Buzz off, I’m blooming here!”
  11. Why did the tomato turn red in May? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  12. What do you call a May fly with no wings? A walk!
  13. Why was the math book sad in May? It had too many problems!
  14. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the May tournament? In case he got a hole-in-one!
  15. What do you call a grumpy cow in May? Moooo-dy!

May Puns for Kids

  1. Why did the flower go to school in May? Because it wanted to be in “bloom” time!
  2. What do you call a May flower that’s always grumpy? A “crab”apple blossom!
  3. How does May keep its flowers in shape? With “petal” exercises!
  4. Why did the baby chick bring a parasol to the May picnic? Because it heard the weather was going to be “egg”stra sunny!
  5. What’s a May flower’s favorite kind of music? “Pop” music, of course!
  6. Why did the bee choose May for its vacation? Because it wanted to enjoy the “buzz” of the season!
  7. How do May flowers greet each other? With a “bouquet” of hellos!
  8. What do you call a May flower that tells jokes? A “blooming” comedian!
  9. Why did the rabbit hop into the May garden? Because it heard there were “bunches” of carrots to be found!
  10. What do you get when you cross May flowers with a dog? “Petal” power and wagging tails!
  11. Why did the caterpillar love May? Because it knew it was time to “blossom” into a butterfly!
  12. What did the May flower say to the rain? “Please don’t ‘rain’ on my parade!”
  13. Why do May flowers make terrible actors? Because they can’t “stem” their laughter!
  14. How does a May flower stay healthy? It practices “petal” hygiene!
  15. What’s a May flower’s favorite sport? “Petal” tennis!

Good May Puns Used in Movies

  1. “May the Force be with you… in May!”
  2. “May I offer you a popcorn pun? It’s ‘kernel’ entertainment!”
  3. “You ‘may’ find this pun-tastic movie ‘apeeling’!”
  4. “Let’s ‘spring’ into action with May-themed movie puns!”
  5. “In May, movies ‘bloom’ with punny dialogue!”
  6. “These May puns are ‘blockbuster’ hits!”
  7. “Don’t ‘dew’ anything else, it’s time for a May movie pun marathon!”
  8. “Watching movies in May? ‘Donut’ miss these pun-filled scenes!”
  9. “Cinema in May? Let’s ‘reel’ in some laughter with these puns!”
  10. “May the laughs be as plentiful as May flowers in these movies!”
  11. “This May, let’s ‘crack’ open some May while we watch!”
  12. “Grab some popcorn and ‘May’ the puns be with you during movie night!”
  13. “These May movie puns are ‘mint’ to make you smile!”
  14. “Watching movies in May? Prepare for a ‘torrent’ of puns!”
  15. “Why ‘delay’? Let’s dive into May movie puns right away!”