In the world of “The Last of Us,” survival is key, but who says it can’t be filled with laughter? Embark on a journey through a post-apocalyptic world brimming with humor, where each pun is a beacon of light in the darkness. From clicker-themed jests to Joel’s dad jokes, we’ve gathered over 100 puns to keep your spirits high. Whether you’re scavenging for supplies or taking a break at a safe house, these puns are your survival kit for a much-needed laugh amidst the chaos.
Clicker Comedy: Last of Us Puns to Make Them Groan Louder
- Why did the clicker go to school? To improve its fungal knowledge.
- Clickers love the mall, especially the fungal-nail salons.
- What’s a clicker’s favorite game? Mushroom and seek.
- Why don’t clickers use smartphones? Too many dead zones.
- Clickers don’t eat fast food; they prefer slow-moving prey.
- Why did the clicker start gardening? It had a green mold.
- What do you call a clicker in love? Spore-struck.
- Clickers hate parties; they can’t stand the boomer tunes.
- Why are clickers bad at math? They always multiply incorrectly.
- A clicker’s favorite song? “Fungus Among Us” by the Bee Spores.
- What’s a clicker’s favorite shoe? The fungus flip-flops.
- Why do clickers avoid the kitchen? Too many slicers and dicers.
- Clickers in a library? Only if it has moldy books.
- What makes a clicker laugh? A mush-roomer comedy.
- Clickers on vacation prefer sporing resorts.
- What’s a clicker’s favorite film? “The Spore-tacular Now.”
- How do clickers decorate their homes? With shroomsticks.
- Why don’t clickers like to drive? They always miss the turns.
- A clicker’s worst job? Working at an antifungal cream factory.
- Clickers don’t watch TV; they spore through channels.
Joel’s Dad Jokes: Surviving with a Smile
- Why did Joel become a carpenter? To work on his board again.
- Joel’s favorite snack during an apocalypse? Survivor mix.
- What’s Joel’s favorite movie? “Gone with the Wind,” because it’s how he feels about his ammo.
- Why doesn’t Joel use elevators? He prefers a more grounded approach.
- Joel’s best advice? Always keep your friends close and your enemies at a shotgun’s length.
- Why was Joel always calm? He knew panic was the first thing to loot.
- Joel’s favorite activity? Crafting, especially when life gives him scraps.
- What does Joel wear to a fight? His punch-resistant jacket.
- Joel’s least favorite music? Anything that’s too clicky.
- Why does Joel avoid libraries? Too many silent types.
- Joel’s idea of a joke? Telling a clicker to “keep it down.”
- How does Joel keep his hair so good? Apocalypse gel, strong hold for tough times.
- What’s Joel’s favorite pastime? Reflecting on window opportunities.
- Joel’s cooking secret? Adding a dash of survival instinct.
- Why did Joel start jogging? To stay ahead of the infected.
- Joel’s favorite type of movie? Anything but silent films.
- How does Joel make a cocktail? With a Molotov mix.
- What’s Joel’s favorite book? “The Art of War” by Sun Tzu, for obvious reasons.
- Joel’s ideal vacation? Anywhere he can breathe without a mask.
- Why does Joel play guitar? To strum away the despair.
Ellie’s Quips: Sharper Than Her Shiv
- “Found a joke book; now I’m armed and hilarious.”
- “Why did the infected cross the road? To get to the other snide.”
- “Playing the guitar is easy if you don’t fret.”
- “What do you call a group of clickers? A fungi.”
- “Why don’t scavengers play cards? Too many jokers in the deck.”
- “If you’re reading this, you’re surviving. If you’re laughing, you’re living.”
- “What’s an infected’s favorite song? ‘Moldy but Goldy.'”
- “Why do we keep a journal? To give our thoughts a safehouse.”
- “Ellie’s diet tip: Avoid spores, eat more boars.”
- “What does an apocalypse survivor wear? Anything, as long as it’s not infected.”
- “Why did Ellie refuse to use a map? She prefers to ‘wing it.'”
- “Ellie’s advice on dealing with enemies: Stick it to ’em.”
- “What’s Ellie’s favorite hobby? Collecting pun books for the end of the world.”
- “How does Ellie stay so fit? By running from her problems… and clickers.”
- “Why are guitar strings like survivors? They both snap under too much tension.”
- “Ellie’s guide to optimism: If you can laugh, you can live.”
- “Why do survivors avoid the water? They don’t want to be caught in a current event.”
- “Ellie’s favorite science subject? Spore-ticulture.”
- “What’s a survivor’s favorite snack? Anything that doesn’t eat them first.”
- “Ellie on friendship: It’s the light in the darkness, especially when the power’s out.”
Survivor Silliness: Last of Us Puns in the Face of Danger
- In the world where silence is survival, a loud laugh is the boldest statement.
- Finding a can of peaches isn’t just luck; it’s a high-peach comedy.
- “What’s a runner’s favorite music? Fast tracks with a catchy bite.”
- Jokes about infected are in poor taste; they tend to leave a bad afterbite.
- “Survival tip: When in doubt, craft a joke instead of a shiv.”
- Crafting a sense of humor is as essential as crafting medkits.
- “What do you call a sneaky clicker? A mush-hush-room.”
- “Why did the survivor stay upbeat? Because downbeats attract clickers.”
- A true survivor knows the power of a well-timed dad joke.
- “Why don’t we play hide and seek with clickers? Because it’s always ’til death do us part.'”
- Finding humor in scarcity: “We don’t have much, but we have puns.”
- “What’s a Firefly’s lightest possession? Their wit.”
- “How do you organize a party in the QZ? You plan-tain it well.”
- “Why are clicker jokes so popular? They grow on you.”
- “Survivors’ favorite dance? The stealth shuffle.”
- A laugh shared is a moment of humanity reclaimed.
- “Why did the survivor avoid relationships? Too many attachments were risky.”
- “What’s the hardest thing to find in the apocalypse? A punchline.”
- “Why do we tell jokes? Because laughter is the last thing they’d expect.”
- The apocalypse doesn’t end laughter; it just makes it darker.
Apocalyptic Puns: Finding Humor in Ruins
- “Why do survivors avoid stand-up comedy? The ruins have terrible echo.”
- “What’s a post-apocalyptic dog’s favorite toy? A barked stick.”
- “Finding an intact mirror is rare; it’s a reflection of the times.”
- “Why are pre-outbreak jokes so good? They’re from a time when laughter was contagious.”
- “The only thing not in ruins is our sense of humor.”
- “Why don’t we tell secrets in the city? Too many echo-locators.”
- “Rubble trouble: When your shelter’s a mess, but so is the world.”
- “Why is post-apocalyptic bread so hard to make? Yeast is extinct.”
- “What’s the favorite game in the apocalypse? Hide and go seek supplies.”
- “The real apocalypse is running out of coffee.”
Tess’s Teasers: Smirking at the End of the World
- “Why does Tess always barter? Because she knows the art of the deal.”
- “Tess’s favorite drink? Anything but bottled water.”
- “Why did Tess keep a journal? To ensure her thoughts were her own.”
- “Tess’s advice on trusting people: Do it, but keep one eye open.”
- “The secret to Tess’s success? Never letting her guard down.”
Bill’s Banters: Gruff Humor for Tough Times
- “Why does Bill set traps? Because misery loves company.”
- “Bill’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good bass, to drown out the moans.”
- “What does Bill call a safe area? A myth.”
- “Why does Bill stay alone? Because you can’t betray yourself.”
- “Bill’s take on optimism: It’s for people who haven’t been paying attention.”