100+ Last of Us Puns to Survive the Apocalypse with Laughter

In the world of “The Last of Us,” survival is key, but who says it can’t be filled with laughter? Embark on a journey through a post-apocalyptic world brimming with humor, where each pun is a beacon of light in the darkness. From clicker-themed jests to Joel’s dad jokes, we’ve gathered over 100 puns to keep your spirits high. Whether you’re scavenging for supplies or taking a break at a safe house, these puns are your survival kit for a much-needed laugh amidst the chaos.

Clicker Comedy: Last of Us Puns to Make Them Groan Louder

  1. Why did the clicker go to school? To improve its fungal knowledge.
  2. Clickers love the mall, especially the fungal-nail salons.
  3. What’s a clicker’s favorite game? Mushroom and seek.
  4. Why don’t clickers use smartphones? Too many dead zones.
  5. Clickers don’t eat fast food; they prefer slow-moving prey.
  6. Why did the clicker start gardening? It had a green mold.
  7. What do you call a clicker in love? Spore-struck.
  8. Clickers hate parties; they can’t stand the boomer tunes.
  9. Why are clickers bad at math? They always multiply incorrectly.
  10. A clicker’s favorite song? “Fungus Among Us” by the Bee Spores.
  11. What’s a clicker’s favorite shoe? The fungus flip-flops.
  12. Why do clickers avoid the kitchen? Too many slicers and dicers.
  13. Clickers in a library? Only if it has moldy books.
  14. What makes a clicker laugh? A mush-roomer comedy.
  15. Clickers on vacation prefer sporing resorts.
  16. What’s a clicker’s favorite film? “The Spore-tacular Now.”
  17. How do clickers decorate their homes? With shroomsticks.
  18. Why don’t clickers like to drive? They always miss the turns.
  19. A clicker’s worst job? Working at an antifungal cream factory.
  20. Clickers don’t watch TV; they spore through channels.

Joel’s Dad Jokes: Surviving with a Smile

  1. Why did Joel become a carpenter? To work on his board again.
  2. Joel’s favorite snack during an apocalypse? Survivor mix.
  3. What’s Joel’s favorite movie? “Gone with the Wind,” because it’s how he feels about his ammo.
  4. Why doesn’t Joel use elevators? He prefers a more grounded approach.
  5. Joel’s best advice? Always keep your friends close and your enemies at a shotgun’s length.
  6. Why was Joel always calm? He knew panic was the first thing to loot.
  7. Joel’s favorite activity? Crafting, especially when life gives him scraps.
  8. What does Joel wear to a fight? His punch-resistant jacket.
  9. Joel’s least favorite music? Anything that’s too clicky.
  10. Why does Joel avoid libraries? Too many silent types.
  11. Joel’s idea of a joke? Telling a clicker to “keep it down.”
  12. How does Joel keep his hair so good? Apocalypse gel, strong hold for tough times.
  13. What’s Joel’s favorite pastime? Reflecting on window opportunities.
  14. Joel’s cooking secret? Adding a dash of survival instinct.
  15. Why did Joel start jogging? To stay ahead of the infected.
  16. Joel’s favorite type of movie? Anything but silent films.
  17. How does Joel make a cocktail? With a Molotov mix.
  18. What’s Joel’s favorite book? “The Art of War” by Sun Tzu, for obvious reasons.
  19. Joel’s ideal vacation? Anywhere he can breathe without a mask.
  20. Why does Joel play guitar? To strum away the despair.

Ellie’s Quips: Sharper Than Her Shiv

  1. “Found a joke book; now I’m armed and hilarious.”
  2. “Why did the infected cross the road? To get to the other snide.”
  3. “Playing the guitar is easy if you don’t fret.”
  4. “What do you call a group of clickers? A fungi.”
  5. “Why don’t scavengers play cards? Too many jokers in the deck.”
  6. “If you’re reading this, you’re surviving. If you’re laughing, you’re living.”
  7. “What’s an infected’s favorite song? ‘Moldy but Goldy.'”
  8. “Why do we keep a journal? To give our thoughts a safehouse.”
  9. “Ellie’s diet tip: Avoid spores, eat more boars.”
  10. “What does an apocalypse survivor wear? Anything, as long as it’s not infected.”
  11. “Why did Ellie refuse to use a map? She prefers to ‘wing it.'”
  12. “Ellie’s advice on dealing with enemies: Stick it to ’em.”
  13. “What’s Ellie’s favorite hobby? Collecting pun books for the end of the world.”
  14. “How does Ellie stay so fit? By running from her problems… and clickers.”
  15. “Why are guitar strings like survivors? They both snap under too much tension.”
  16. “Ellie’s guide to optimism: If you can laugh, you can live.”
  17. “Why do survivors avoid the water? They don’t want to be caught in a current event.”
  18. “Ellie’s favorite science subject? Spore-ticulture.”
  19. “What’s a survivor’s favorite snack? Anything that doesn’t eat them first.”
  20. “Ellie on friendship: It’s the light in the darkness, especially when the power’s out.”

Survivor Silliness: Last of Us Puns in the Face of Danger

  1. In the world where silence is survival, a loud laugh is the boldest statement.
  2. Finding a can of peaches isn’t just luck; it’s a high-peach comedy.
  3. “What’s a runner’s favorite music? Fast tracks with a catchy bite.”
  4. Jokes about infected are in poor taste; they tend to leave a bad afterbite.
  5. “Survival tip: When in doubt, craft a joke instead of a shiv.”
  6. Crafting a sense of humor is as essential as crafting medkits.
  7. “What do you call a sneaky clicker? A mush-hush-room.”
  8. “Why did the survivor stay upbeat? Because downbeats attract clickers.”
  9. A true survivor knows the power of a well-timed dad joke.
  10. “Why don’t we play hide and seek with clickers? Because it’s always ’til death do us part.'”
  11. Finding humor in scarcity: “We don’t have much, but we have puns.”
  12. “What’s a Firefly’s lightest possession? Their wit.”
  13. “How do you organize a party in the QZ? You plan-tain it well.”
  14. “Why are clicker jokes so popular? They grow on you.”
  15. “Survivors’ favorite dance? The stealth shuffle.”
  16. A laugh shared is a moment of humanity reclaimed.
  17. “Why did the survivor avoid relationships? Too many attachments were risky.”
  18. “What’s the hardest thing to find in the apocalypse? A punchline.”
  19. “Why do we tell jokes? Because laughter is the last thing they’d expect.”
  20. The apocalypse doesn’t end laughter; it just makes it darker.

Apocalyptic Puns: Finding Humor in Ruins

  1. “Why do survivors avoid stand-up comedy? The ruins have terrible echo.”
  2. “What’s a post-apocalyptic dog’s favorite toy? A barked stick.”
  3. “Finding an intact mirror is rare; it’s a reflection of the times.”
  4. “Why are pre-outbreak jokes so good? They’re from a time when laughter was contagious.”
  5. “The only thing not in ruins is our sense of humor.”
  6. “Why don’t we tell secrets in the city? Too many echo-locators.”
  7. “Rubble trouble: When your shelter’s a mess, but so is the world.”
  8. “Why is post-apocalyptic bread so hard to make? Yeast is extinct.”
  9. “What’s the favorite game in the apocalypse? Hide and go seek supplies.”
  10. “The real apocalypse is running out of coffee.”

Tess’s Teasers: Smirking at the End of the World

  1. “Why does Tess always barter? Because she knows the art of the deal.”
  2. “Tess’s favorite drink? Anything but bottled water.”
  3. “Why did Tess keep a journal? To ensure her thoughts were her own.”
  4. “Tess’s advice on trusting people: Do it, but keep one eye open.”
  5. “The secret to Tess’s success? Never letting her guard down.”

Bill’s Banters: Gruff Humor for Tough Times

  1. “Why does Bill set traps? Because misery loves company.”
  2. “Bill’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good bass, to drown out the moans.”
  3. “What does Bill call a safe area? A myth.”
  4. “Why does Bill stay alone? Because you can’t betray yourself.”
  5. “Bill’s take on optimism: It’s for people who haven’t been paying attention.”