100+ Drink Puns That Will Quench Your Thirst for Laughter

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Welcome to the ultimate collection of drink puns that are guaranteed to quench your thirst for laughter. Whether you’re a coffee lover, a tea enthusiast, or a cocktail aficionado, these puns will have you bubbling with joy. So, grab your favorite beverage, and let’s dive into a sea of hilarity with over 100 drink puns that are sure to keep your spirits high.

Espresso Yourself with Coffee Puns

  1. Espresso may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
  2. A day without coffee is like… just kidding, I have no idea.
  3. Decaf coffee is just un-bean-lievable.
  4. I like my coffee like I like my jokes – dark and strong.
  5. Instant coffee is a total grounds for divorce.
  6. Baristas: where there’s a whisk, there’s a way.
  7. I told my wife she was the cream in my coffee. Now she’s milking it.
  8. Keep your friends close and your coffee closer.
  9. A yawn is just a silent scream for coffee.
  10. Our love is like coffee; sometimes strong, sometimes sweet.
  11. I’m looking for a tall, dark, rich cup of coffee.
  12. Don’t spill the beans, but I love coffee.
  13. Coffee first, schemes later.
  14. This coffee pun is a latte fun.
  15. Mocha me crazy, but I love coffee.
  16. A brew-tiful day begins with a coffee.
  17. Bean thinking about you a latte.
  18. Coffee has bean the grounds of my happiness.
  19. You mocha me very happy.
  20. Let’s espresso our feelings with coffee.

Steep in the Fun with Tea Puns

  1. Tea is a cup of life, so steep in the joy.
  2. It’s oolong time since we’ve had tea together.
  3. Tea is like a hug in a cup.
  4. Let’s chai and catch up, shall we?
  5. You’re tearrifically talented at making tea.
  6. Our friendship is like a good cup of tea; a special blend of you and me.
  7. Matcha do about nothing.
  8. Earl Grey in the morning is my cup of tea.
  9. You’re brew-tiful inside and out.
  10. Sip happens, especially with tea.
  11. Tea is always a good idea, isn’t it?
  12. Just spilling the tea on how great you are.
  13. Feeling oolong and thanks to this lovely cup.
  14. You, me, and a cup of tea.
  15. Tea-riffic times are ahead with you.
  16. Let’s get this par-tea started!
  17. You are precisely my cup of tea.
  18. A storm in a teacup makes a perfect brew.
  19. Tea helps me be-leaf in myself.
  20. Every cup of tea tells a story.

Wake Up and Smell the Drink Puns

  1. Espresso yourself with coffee puns; they’re a latte fun.
  2. “Bean” there, done that, got the coffee-stained T-shirt.
  3. A day without coffee is like… just kidding, I have no idea.
  4. I told my wife she was just my cup of tea, but then I switched to coffee.
  5. Baristas don’t argue, they espresso their opinions.
  6. I like my coffee like I like my jokes – dark and strong.
  7. Life happens, coffee helps.
  8. I’m not addicted to coffee, we’re just in a committed relationship.
  9. Decaf coffee only works if you throw it at people.
  10. Coffee has bean the heart of many mornings.
  11. Instant coffee takes time to appreciate.
  12. A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.
  13. My birthstone is a coffee bean.
  14. Coffee – because anger management is too expensive.
  15. I achieved my dreams… then I woke up and made coffee.
  16. Coffee puns always have a latte fans.
  17. Do I have a coffee problem? No, it’s the solution.
  18. Without coffee, I’m depresso.
  19. Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee.
  20. You mocha me very happy.

Drink Puns to Steep in Your Memory

  1. You’re just my cup of tea.
  2. Let’s chai and catch up.
  3. Tea is a hug in a cup.
  4. For steep’s sake, enjoy your tea.
  5. Life is brew-tiful with tea in hand.
  6. I’m tea-riffic at making drink puns.
  7. You cannot buy happiness, but you can buy tea, which is pretty much the same thing.
  8. A tea a day keeps the grumpy away.
  9. My puns are quali-tea.
  10. Let’s not spill the tea on these puns.
  11. Tea is for the soul what puns are for the smile.
  12. It’s oolong time since we’ve had such a good pun.
  13. Matcha ado about nothing.
  14. Don’t worry, be happy, and drink more tea.
  15. Tea puns? You’ve got to be steeping!
  16. Sip happens.
  17. It’s always tea time somewhere.
  18. Let’s spill the tea on happiness.
  19. Keep calm and drink tea.
  20. Puns and tea make everything better.

Cocktails and Cheers: Puns to Lift Your Spirits

  1. Let’s raise the bar with some spirits.
  2. Alcohol you later, we’ve got puns to tell.
  3. I’m on a whisky diet. I’ve lost three days already.
  4. Sip back and relax.
  5. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  6. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me.
  7. Mixed feelings about mixed drinks? Let’s clear the air.
  8. A gin and tonic says you’re sophisticated but still fun.
  9. I have mixed drinks about feelings.
  10. Let’s make pour decisions tonight.
  11. I’m a social vegan. I avoid meet.
  12. Don’t trust atoms; they make up everything.
  13. I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.
  14. If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.
  15. Life is too short for fake butter, cheese, or people.
  16. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
  17. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every play has a cast.
  18. Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
  19. If you see a robbery at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?
  20. I would avoid the sushi if I were you. It’s a little fishy.